An Annoying Pest...Friend?

I have a friend since my college years..not a true friend actually..this guy acted like a friend but mix with people just to get the good out of people..like a parasite? suitably known as pest..

Standing one sixty TALL yet still act like very tall..Man..Ima six-footer..Still always like to lean his filthy arms on my shoulder and I have to tell the truth that I damn FUGGING HATE IT..It really pissed me off..There were times I felt like to stand up and tie both his arms like a ribbon..what the hell..

That's not the worse part..Being a short and useless arsehole..he doesn't have to guts to know girls in the course and THEREFORE...always try to interupt when I talk to one..Not to say that these are the girls that I wana hook..but he made me feel like he's very cheap for making himself AS IF he's very very so damn familiar with the girls and say "Hey,they liked me huh?"

Hmm...It's ok.. I have been very obvious in boycotting this fella but with the nature and ability of a pest..he never fails to thicken his face and keep following tightly..He even uses the words that I usually say..What kind of people is this? Damn.. I wouldn't be so damn pissed if he didn't follow like a dog..aihz...

Those were still OK to me...

The worst part is after grad...

Happily after grad, I thought I will never gonna see his face again..I pursued my career in professional practice and he said he's more to the finance world..talking as if he's the second Warren Buffet..Oh man..thank God he wanna be Warren Malaysia..Months after I joined the workforce, I decided to quit my job as I've received a better offer..

And the stories goes like...

This fella also want to change a job and keep looking for new ones but WHO THE HELL on earth would want a pest rite? Therefore the offer he got I GUESS is not so good..He came to know that I got a well-paid job and said to me..Jobs under THIS AMOUNT I DON'T WANT AS IM USED TO BEING PAID FOR MORE THAN 2K...this really irritates me..as a fresh grad..what kind of bargaining power do u possess?without experience he wants to join professional practice as well..muthafarker..

One day..this SOTB called and ask me for the place where I got my offer..In my heart, I heard zillions of FUG U PEST...how pathetic...Why this fella keep imitate and following things people do?

Even one of my friends also had ABUNDANCE of complaints of him when he stayed at his place without compensating a penny for the rental and utilities..

The moral of the story is to tell people who like to imitate your friends not to do to the extent of making yourself an annoyance..do retain some of your personal quality and style as everyone is unique..there's no need to have another FuGGeR that FuGs..YOU just have to be YOU..because you are always the short and pathetic pest unless you see the good inside yourself and not make yourself a pest..did I mention that you are also a Loser+Coward+That Sucks?

That ends the intro of my pestfriend..

Stop DOGGING..FUG OFF..